It's summertime and the noise of a busy city echoes throughout its' neighborhoods. The humidity straps itself to your back as you walk down the humming, teeming city streets when, suddenly, the smell of fresh cooked Boston Butts splits the thick air and caresses your nose.

You're handed a plate and you taste Bar-B-Q so good, it'd make you slap yo' mamma. You look around, dazed from the bombardment that your senses are getting and realize that this is nervona...

You wonder out loud "How can Bar-B-Q be this good?" A shadowy figure tells you "It's the sauce..." and ducks around the corner, fading into the night like a dream. The only trace of his presence- a Houndstooth Hat.

Welcome to the world of the McAbee Pigfitters- the best bunch of Houndstooth Hat wearin' tobacco chewin', Crimson Tide Bleedin' Bar-B-Q cookers anywhere. Promoters of Justice, high quality welding, good Bar-B-Q and the fair judging of sauces...

Headquartered in a secret location somewhere in west Alabama, the pigfitters mix, cook and prepare their dishes in specially equipped ovens- using state-of-the-art metal alloys known only to them and possibly NASA.

The Pigfitters R.R.U. (Rapid Response Unit) is also specially equipped with a cooking rig that's been called the bar-B-Q world's equivalent of the "Batmobile". It's got a chassie and dyno setup that even makes the NASCAR boys green with envy.

The Pigfitters also have several mission specialists who, according to confidential reports, have trained special teams called "B.I.U.'s" (Bar-B-Q Infiltration Units) to cook authentic Bar-B-Q for certain unnamed "Southern" presidents...

These pages are dedicated to those less fortunate- those who are "Culinarily Disadvantaged" and don't understand what truly good Bar-B-Q is...Those who (cringe) use Kraft® Bar-B-Q sauce...So, read, learn and go forth to make better Bar-B-Q.